Gather 'Round Children

Yes, Virgina, there is a Santa Claus.

However, you're not good enough to get presents. No one is. That's why your parents give you gifts under Santa's name--they're trying to make you feel "nice." And maybe while doing so, Santa will see how good they're being and give them gifts someday.


Now, go get Aunty some more eggnog.

Comments

J Rock said…
I am pleased to see you have a blog, and disappointed that I didn't know sooner.

I still have a Christmas present for you.
December 28, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Makayla Steiner said…
I don't know whether this was funny or disturbing. LOL.

I guess everyone has an aunt like that somewhere along the line.

You evidently survived your first MA semester though. :)
December 28, 2008 at 5:58 PM
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