Sunday, December 28, 2008

Gather 'Round Children

Yes, Virgina, there is a Santa Claus.

However, you're not good enough to get presents. No one is. That's why your parents give you gifts under Santa's name--they're trying to make you feel "nice." And maybe while doing so, Santa will see how good they're being and give them gifts someday.


Now, go get Aunty some more eggnog.

2 comments:

J Rock said...

I am pleased to see you have a blog, and disappointed that I didn't know sooner.

I still have a Christmas present for you.

Makayla said...

I don't know whether this was funny or disturbing. LOL.

I guess everyone has an aunt like that somewhere along the line.

You evidently survived your first MA semester though. :)