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Lying in Bed

So I haven't been going off to sleep like I'd like to the past couple of weeks, so last night I'm under the sheets and I'm thinking about all the stuff I want to do and then I remember the answer to all of my problems: Macy's is open 24 hours. I go out there and I do all of the stuff I want to do (including buy tons of Valentine's care package candy and everything for dinner group and $20 of cute office supplies and a wicked binder for my thesis) and I get back and I put everything away and then I think: I really want to grade those economics tests. So I go through and I grade everyone's questions one and two, but question three I'm not so sure about what the answer key says, so I email the professor and move to question four, which one person had a LOT of data for a closed-book test, but maybe he has a good memory, and if he does, I can't call him a cheat, but wow! really! So by now it's early morning hours and I do get myself off to bed I know

What Everyone Knows (But rarely does)

Health Edition! (Feel free to add on the most useful things to get neglected far too often) 1. Exercise Everyday Benefits health, immune system, as useful for depression as Prozac, relieves stress, improves stamina and energy. 2. Sleep Well at Night Improves mood, energy, resistance to infection, weight loss. 3. Wash...Daily! Less likely to get sick, improves skin tone, mood, sociality. 4. Drink Water Improves physical and mental performance, cleans kidneys, digestive tract, clears skin tone 5. Brush and Floss Dental health, good breath 6. Eat Fruits and Vegetables Digestion, vitamins, fiber, prevents certain types of cancer/heart disease There it is. Start with the basics, fools. So hop to it, you crazy fad-dieters!