1. 28 Dresses Later a high-adrenaline zombie-bridesmaid thriller. When one dress too many turns the minds of the perpetual bridesmaid, they roam post-apocalyptic London, tearing to shreds everyone with well-manicured nails and biting them with their recently-whitened teeth. 2. I wake up, groggy, bed-headed, pajamaed. Lying next to me, fully dressed on top of the bed is Gregory Mankiw, the economist. "You're Greg Mankiw," I intelligently remark. He springs out of bed and stands up. "Would you like to discuss consumer surplus and tariffs?" "Why are you here?" I ask. "Don't you remember the Make-a-Wish Foundation?" 3. I was going to throw my tiara, but it turns out to be made of popcorn. "What a cheap groom I have," I think. He's already changed into jeans by the time his extensive family starts playing a traditional game of "here kitty, kitty," around the equally extensive reception grounds. I have no idea why we
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And for my horribly honest moment: While if I ever have children I'm very much a traditionalist in names I really like (and therefore my name choices will be quite normal) I really, really like bizarre names as well. Just not for my family. :)
Here's a fun one for you. I have a second cousin who has 11 boys and one girl. These are their names (in no particular order, I can never keep them straight...)
Packer, Oaks, Taylor, McKay, Taft, Perry, Talmage, Maxwell, Kimball, Holland, and Fielding. Their daughter's name? Emma? Sariah? Rebecca? Lucy? NO. They named her Jamie.
Isn't that unique! (They're really cute kids, and perhaps outside of Utah it won't be quite as noticeable, but...)
I wish I could hear Sarah Palin's little girl introduce herself... just once... "Hi. I'm Piper Palin!" It IS sort of funny...