Okay, so I am not ashamed of the fact that I went to the opening night showing of Twilight. Mostly because I went to Divine Comedy, we took up a row and giggled during the entire movie. (It is not a comedy.)
Classic moments from the movie:
A constant flow of references to Google (product placement, ho!)
Most awkward term of endearment: "Hold tight, spider monkey."
It's one thing to read about Edward watching her sleep; it's a whole nother level of creepy to watch him do it.
Bella sputters in coherently for 20 seconds straight, easy: "Wha--? I...Edward...no...Forks...I...no...it...but...you...Google...I won't--...but... you...no..." etc, etc.
"Here's your veggie plate, Stephanie." Yes, Stephanie Myers is in the restaurant in the movie! Is she seeking to emulate the runaway success of M. Night Shyamalan?
The random "apple catching" pose that reproduces the cover of the book. What are they going to do with the other books? "Look, I found some flowers..." "Would you like to play a game of chess?"
Yes, yes, indeed this is setting itself up for a DC headliner parody. A little too well, a little too well.