15 Items I Am Unsure How to Store After Staying Up Until 3 am Cleaning My Desk

1: beanie baby chicken

2: brown-and-pink hand-dipped candle

3: external hard drive that doesn't (as far as I can tell) work at all

4: several almost-finished novelty post-its

5: money tree seed

6: little tiny gift box someone gave me a USB drive in

7: henna inking kit

8: pen shells with no cartridges in them

9: foreign coins

10: post-it notes sketching out (far distant) prospectus ideas

11: WWKBD (what would Kenneth Burke do) rubber bracelet

12: Ex Libris labels

13: National Zoo wildlife conservation sticker

14: roll of 200 smiley face stickers (red left only)

15: really cool headphones that only work if the cord's in just the right place

Comments

Sara said…
Hahaha! I hate all those little leftover things, but I can never bring myself to throw them out!!!
October 16, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Margaret said…
Ditto on that! This is why Dave is the one who packs when we move. He has no problem throwing stuff out, and I seldom miss it, but I can never throw them out on my own.
October 17, 2011 at 6:00 AM
N said…
Jelly bellies box. Perfect for coins, seeds, and similar nick-knacks. Plus you get to eat the jelly bellies.
October 22, 2011 at 10:38 PM
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