Friday, January 2, 2009

Craziest Things to Happen to Captain Picard

1. De-evolved into a monkey.
2. Temporarily assimilated by the Borg
3. Lived an entire alternative life in 20 minutes (and learned to play the flute therein).
4. Was Robin Hood.
5. Was present when life on earth began (thank you, Q).
6. Learned how to communicate with an alien by talking entirely in metaphor.
7. Shared minds with ex-girlfriend.
8. Shared minds with Vulcan ambassador.
9. Encountered alternate universe version of self.
10. Had no son, then he had a son, then no son again.


What a stud!

4 comments:

Ben said...

That is quite the life! Now I know why he is my hero! Plus, he plays Prospero from _The Tempest_ all the time. I'm sure he makes a great Prospero.

Makayla said...

This has absolutely nothing to do with your post, but I was on my way to class this morning and noticed a certain book of poems in one of the boxes in the philosophy department. Congratulations... :)

Marcee said...

What about when he had a transporter accident and became a child?

mlh said...

Ooh, Marcee's right, that should definately be in the list.