Not a Pumpkin



In order to kick off Sumthin' Pumpkin' month, here are several pictures of food I have around the house which are not pumpkins.


Bell pepper, you are not a pumpkin!











Persimmon, you are not a pumpkin!






Oh, dear, sweet melon, I'm sorry, hun, but you are not a pumpkin...












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Sara said…
I think this is a children's book in the making, Mary! :)
September 30, 2012 at 8:38 PM
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