Step 1: Hop and say "Eeeeee!" in Matt-Meese-esque form.
Step 2: Breath in and out through my clenched teeth, like a woman in labor, in-and-out.
Step 3: Hunker into coat/hat/scarf muttering, "it's so cold, it's so cold, it's so cold."
Step 4: Begin to enjoy the cheek-pinching weather and wonder how I went 8 months without something like this.