It's Official


Manatees are the endangered animal that I would most like to punch. Not in a violent way, just like a Father O'Conner-teaching-troubled-youths-to-box kind of way.

I mean, do you know any other punching-bag-shaped marine animal?

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Strawboat said…
That's unfortunate...now that you have pointed that out I have trouble not thinking the same. Especially since I can see the manatee letting you do it to him/her!
March 28, 2009 at 9:40 PM
J Rock said…
that reminds me...http://www.hulu.com/watch/64637/30-rock-apollo-apollo?c=262:272
March 29, 2009 at 11:05 AM
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